A New Viral VIdeo

There you are, sitting at your computer, waiting for the laptop to fade back into life. You know, the laptop that you brought because it was commercialized to turn on and off instantaneous, which was apparently just a bunch of tomfoolery. You just want to view some damn videos on the interweb. It's taking a while. Come on!

Ah there, it's done. After logging in, you open the interweb program, Zone, and type the web address of the popular video provider website, Yout-I mean, ThouCone. A website with no copyright issues whatsoever hanging over their heads...

Anyway...

What do you feel like watching? Hmm... Oh, I know! You type it, "AnnieBalloon Can You Finish It?" And there it is, a whole search page full of her video series. Oh look, she recently uploaded a new one. Neat!

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"Hello fellow Coners, I'm AnnieBallon!" the long hair, blonde ThouConer introduced herself, waving her hands in her iconic fashion, proudly wearing a shirt with her logo on it, "And welcome to another installment of 'Can You Finish It?'" The title zoomed into view, a delightful chime playing. Cute.

"So today we're gonna take on a really big challenge! Alright, so last week, after my last video was uploaded, I was contacted by the Addicting Meals Company and they wanted to see if I could beat their massive challenge, where I had to finish off a whole years worth supply of their brand new product called "Crave Cookies"! Kinda like a promotional stunt, no biggie, as long as I get to eat something! Okay, now if you remember, they were the same company that had manufactured the famous Go! Energy Drinks some time ago, which spawned the Go Challenge, which I won! Though I'm not entirely sure why they stopped producing it but I think it had to something to do with a Lawsuit? I'm not entirely sure." She waved her hand in dismissal as someone hands her a pack of cookies off screen.

"So anyway, I have my friends Tiffany and Mark here to help me complete this challenge, say 'hi' guys!" she offered her friends, staring off screen.

"Hello," "Hi" greeted her two friends peeking from the sides as they waved to Annie's fans.

"While I'll be eating the cookies from this pack here, they will be opening up more packs to hand to me after I finish each one. It's to keep the flow of cookies steady and consistent." Annie explained, pulling a cookie out of the open pack, "I doubt any of one wants to watch me waste a few seconds opening a pack of cookies, with all the crinkling the packets will make, amirite?" She joked to her viewers, her friends chuckling somewhere.

She scanned the small cookie in her hand, it was an odd spectacle indeed. It didn't look like any other cookie we've seen before. The cookie part was a strange shade of brownish red and the bits in the cookie seemed to glow a strange green. Weird. "You know, if the company didn't assure me that this is healthy  to eat, I'd be suspicious of the integrity of this cookie. But since they assured me it's safe!" She popped the cookie into her mouth chewing contently before her eyes widened in surprise and her mouth opened in awe. "Oh my gosh, guys... this cookie... is so... delicious!!" she announced in amazement as her eyes twinkled, stuffing more cookies into her gaping maw.

"Well I guess this treat gets Annie's Badge of Approval, right?" Tiffany commented as she giggled , Annie giving a thumbs up to the camera as she emptied the rest of the cookies into her open mouth, chewing ravenously as Mark handed her another open pack.

Watching her devour the cookies with glee was quite the experience. One pack after another was tossed aside once all the cookies inside had been evacuated into Annie, the pile of crumpled packets growing behind her. It wasn't long before the effects of eating so much began showing on Annie as her self-promotional shirt began tightening from the small flesh mound growing beneath it, showing where all the cookies had disappeared to. This wasn't an unusual thing for Annie's series, in fact it was the main driving point to it. You'd be amazed how many people around the country would want to tune in to witness Annie "Balloon" into large proportions thanks to the nearly limitless amounts of food she has eaten throughout her series. Some challenges she has won and other she has lost, you can't win them all of course. But it didn't matter to us, in the end the viewers were always the winners, getting to see what they came for. A beautiful, overfed Annie, giving off her signature sendoff as the video ended. It was wonderful.

And clearly today, we're getting exactly that once again, and thanks to some of her newer tech equipment they had brought, at a much higher quality. With each pack she empties, we get to see the skin of her belly stretch a bit further, a sweat bead of the flanks of her gut, we can hear clearly the sounds her stomach makes as it attempts to digest the impossibly large quantity of cookies, even the stretch marks as they fade into existence, creeping up towards her deep navel. Thanks to modern technology, we can finally see it all in HD.

After several juicy minutes of watching her cram packs after packs after packs into her mouth, Annie suddenly stopped and rested her arms on her large gut, listening to grand flesh orb gurgle and groan methodically as it tried to find a way to accommodate the excess of cookies inside of it, hoping nothing more was on it's way.

"You're done already, Anne?" asked Mark disappointingly, his shocked face unseen from off the screen, away from the camera, " You only have like around ten more packs to go! I'm sure you can finish them all off!" He encouraged.

"Of course she can! She's AnnieBalloon, you've won challenges tougher than this! Right?" Tiffany interjected proudly, probably swung her arm to  accompany the speech but the camera wouldn't bother to show us.

"Of course... of course I can!" Annie boasted, breathing rhythmically, exhausted, "I'm just catching my breath is all. I kinda went a bit crazy eating all those cookies, tiring myself out." She gave her belly a proud pat, "But I assure, I'm not done yet, guys."

Mark proudly gave Annie her next pack and viewers watched as she began her ravenous process again, filling her mouth with cookies, devouring them quickly as she was handed the next pack, her gut picking up the pace, stretching itself to the limit in order to fit the new flow of cookies that began pushing in. We all watched as her overstuffed orb began taking in a cautious red hue from the immense pressure that was growing inside, stretch marks racing across the red. Sickly groans and gurgles echoed through the audio as the angry orb tried to warn Annie that it couldn't grow anymore and that the contents were gonna find somewhere else to reside if this didn't stop soon. But Annie wasn't hearing any of the warnings, although fortunately for the strained gut, the packs stopped coming.

"Hey, what's going on? I only ate like 8 packs, I have 2 more to go!" Annie proclaimed squirming, trying to get a view of her friends past her towering, overblown belly, which groaned for it did not enjoy all the squirming Annie was doing. Thankfully we can see here with the angle she is sitting at.

"I think you've had enough Anne," Mark said with probably a worried face, "You look like you're ready blow. You usually stop by then."

"Nonsense! I can eat more! Give me more! I gotta have more!" she growled, struggling to get up, her belly having none of it, growling in painful protest to the dangerous squirming.

"Annie, look at yourself!" Tiffany yelled at her friend angrily, trying to knock some sense into her, "You're clearly ready to pop, even your bellybutton has popped out! Isn't that a dead-ringer that it's time to stop eating?"

"I will not stop until I eat each and every one of those cookie in the packs!" She began yelling, rocking herself from side to side, an odd gurgling coming from her overstuffed belly could be picked up by the audio among all the screaming, "I'll never stop! Never! Never! Ne-" she was suddenly cut short when a strange sensation hit her, frowning as she moaning in discomfort. "Ooooh... M-my belly..." she mumbled.

"I told you to stop, Annie! Now you got a stomach ache!" Mark scolded.

"Uh, Mark. I don't think it's a stomach ache," Tiffany doubted, her voice fading as she backed away from the scene.

Annie's belly began to glow an ominous green as a deep rumble rang through the audio. "Guys... I feel... s-sick..." she groaned, her belly visibly expanding one final time.

"Oh my gosh! What's happening?" Mark asked loudly, Annie only whimpered in response.

"Mark, get away! She's gonna-"

BOOOOOOOOOSH!!

The screen suddenly went to black. Is that how it ends? No, the timer says there's like a minute left in the video. Suddenly, Mark spoke up.

"Oh my gosh! Sh-sh-she exploded... what should we do? ... do we upload the video anyway?" he asked, what a curious thing to ask.

There was silence for a while before Tiffany answered, "Yeah"

Now it's over. You got a comment in mind just for this video. You scroll down to the comment section and give your cleverly composed comment.

"Omg this is so obviously fake, people dont explode, fucking sellout!!"

That'll teach em.