Pop That Belly: Twin Edition

“Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to…

POP!

THAT!

BELLY!”

The familiar theme song played as the camera panned out over the colorful stadium as loud applause filled the air.

“And here’s your host, Jooohn Burtoooooon!!”

John Burton entered the stage, dressed in his usual flashy, purple suit as he trotted to center stage. He looked up to the audience and was met with a small group of admirers who applauded at the host’s arrival. The speakers in the back provided the loud applause to give the illusion, to the TV viewers, of a bigger audience present for the show.

“Hello everyone, and welcome to a very special episode of Pop That Belly!” John Burton announced enthusiastically. “Today we’re going to do things a little differently. Instead of witnessing two or three women attempt to fill themselves to the brink of explosion, we’re going to have two girls compete to see who can last the longest!” He announced, yelling at the top of his lungs as he raised his arms into the air in pure excitement, “Now how does that sound?” The audience and speakers responded with stomping glee as they cheered for the upcoming event.

“Alright!” the host cheered, “Now let’s all give a HUGE, loud round of applause for our two very special contestants! Asian twins, Kiki and Ino Suuuuung!”

The crowd was ecstatic as they cheered for the bubbly twins as they hopped down to center stage. The host greeted them both with a wide smile on his face. He looked at the twins from up to down, admiring how the monochrome jumpsuits accentuated their figure perfectly, fitting snug against their slender figure.

“My oh my, aren’t you two just gorgeous!” complemented John Burton.

The girls giggled in response. “Thank you,” answered Ino as she brushed a long strand of her jet black hair behind her ears.

“So which one of you is Kiki?” he asked gleefully.

“Me,” answered the short-haired twin, a smile spreading from ear to ear, showing her pearly white gems. A streak of pink hair bouncing as the girl giggled some more in response

“Well then you must be Ino,” the host deduced, holding the hand of the long haired twin, her hair failing like a black curtain behind her. Ino grinned happily in response, her teeth equally as stunning.

“Yes I am.”

“Well that is just fantastic!” commented the host, John, holding both their hands and grinning widely, “You know, I have a thing for Asian chicks.”

“Who doesn’t” joked Ino.

She was received by a loud, boisterous laughter from the host and some scattered laugh from the audience, followed by a late, automated laugh track from the speakers.  The three of them stood there awkwardly after the odd event, a cough or two slipping into the situation, before they resumed with the scheduled program.

“Okay, so, which one of you can last the longest in a food eating competition without exploding?” John Burton asked the twins, breaking the awkward silence. Both twins raised their hands at the same exact time, huge grins painted on their pale, gorgeous faces, before turning to their sister with a confused look.

“Wait, you think you can eat more than me?” asked Ino, surprised by her sister’s answer.

“I know I can eat more than you!” responded Kiki, shocked at her sister’s ignorance, “Or did you forget the Christmas Party Pie Eating Contest?”

“I had eaten before the contest, and regardless of that, I got close to winning!” Ino shot back, leaning close, staring at her sister with narrow determination.

“You had a donut, and I won by a landslide!” Kiki corrected, shooting back a more determined gaze. Both of them were practically growling at each other by this point.

“Ladies, ladies, please,” John Burton interrupted, getting in between, “I think we all know what you two must do to settle this dispute.” The twins’ eyes widened as they smiled to the host’s grand idea. Though it wasn’t much of an idea as it was what everyone else had tuned in today to see. The host turned to the curtains behind him and called, “Oh Kristine, it’s time to roll out the twins’ feast.” And on cue, his new assistant, the beautiful and Latin Kristine De La Rosa, dressed in her flashy red dress and high heels, followed by several other interns, who weren’t paid enough to dress up similarly to the assistant, entered with carts filled with burgers and pies and hundreds of other pastries that the chefs painstakingly cooked in the last hour. All of them prepared to be torn apart and devoured by the ravenous contestants.

“Alright, here’s how things are going to go down,” John Burton began, taking center stage between the competitive twins as he explained the rules, “You both will be given plates filled with lots food which you both will eat completely, and after you are done with your plate, you will toss it forward or to your side, away from your twin. It’ll be easier to count that way once this is over. And don’t worry about breaking the plates, they pretty sturdy, watch. Kristen, toss me one.” Kristen tosses her host a plate, which John catches and proceeds to slam it against his knee. A slight groan escapes his lips, after which he limps back to his assistant and returns her the plate, “Thank you, Kristen.” The host grunted, “So do you two know what you’re going to do?”

“We do, Mr. Burton.” Answered Ino confidently.

“Fantastic, and please, call me John.” Responded the host whole-heartedly, grinning as wide as possible. The twins were seated n their side of the stage as the assistants wheeled the carts to their side.

“Now, ladies and gentleman,” began the host as the lights dimmed and a cone of light descended down onto him, “before we begin, I’d like to thank everyone for tuning in on this very special episode of Pop That Belly, you don’t know how much this means to me.”

“Let’s see the twins pop already, you faggot!!”

“You really don’t,” repeated the host, the lights turning back on, “Alright, les get this contest started.” With a wave of the hand, the assistants got their signal to start handing the hungry twins their plates of food. As the plates reached the hands of the twins the food on them quickly disappeared into their maws in one swift movement. They both kept a close eye on the other, matching their speed with their twin. Occasionally one of them would try to eat faster to get ahead of the other one, but this would always be responded with the other going faster to match the speed of her competitor. They were both intended to beat the one in the Eat-Off.

The audiences, on the other hand, were cheering loudly as they rooted for their favorite twin to explode, throwing their arms in the air, waving like they just have little care of the situation. They watched as their favorite twin’s stomach began to distend outward, causing the twins to shift on their seat, trying to get comfortable with the now growing mass inside of their gut.

As time went on, several things began to increase rapidly; the audiences excitements have been rapidly the more they watched the twins eat. The piles of plates have grown into small hills as more and more plates are thrown on to it, sliding and positioning themselves into the spots they land on. The twin’s bellies, which are the ones that have grown the most in the passing time, have rounded out exponentially since they’ve started on their contest. The twins have continued to shift in their uncomfortably as the growing orbs made it hard for the twins to eat everything on their plates. Along with their bellies, the rest of the twin’s bodies have grown pudgier as they stuffed more burgers into their maw, smacking their lips and licking the grease of their fingers as they did so. Their movements have gone slower as their bellies have gotten bigger, but they were still in deep competition mode, determined to beat the other in their own game.

Once the food carts were all emptied out, the host got his cue to interrupt the contest. “Well this has been an exciting first part in the TWIN vs. TWIN competition! Let’s pause for commercials and when we return, we’ll see who gets the upper hand!” Both Ino and Kiki stared at each other with deep anger; ignoring the growing discomfort their feasting is causing them and their gut.
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“And we’re back to…

POP!

THAT!

BELLY!!”

“Welcome back! When we left, Ino and Kiki were facing head to head to see who can explode first!” the audience cheered as “Ino!” and “Kiki!” were chanted among the uproar of cheers. “The loser will have to live it.”

The camera panned over to the swollen twins to showcase their enormous guts in their entirety. They have grown over the commercial break, as their belly expanded in an attempt to accommodate all the morsels that they have stuffed into their mouth.

John Burton walked over to his overfeed contestants as he leaned the microphones close to them, “How are you two feeling right now?” he asked.

“Full…” moaned Ino uncomfortably.

“Stuffed…” groaned Kiki tired.

“Well both answers can be taken as one. They’ve both hit their minimum limit. Are you two going to keep going? You know, until you REALY can’t fit another bite in you. Your Maximum Limit” He asked, excitement spread thoroughly on his face.

Ino and Kiki shared a glance of thoughtfulness before turning to the host and answering a powerful “Yes!”

As if on cue, the assistant, and her assistants, automatically grabbed plates from the recently filled carts and brought them over to the awaiting twin’s hands, bringing them plate after plate as the twins tossed away the emptied plates onto the mountainous hill. The routine began again, the audience cheered, the plates got emptied, the bellies grew, and their limit was within reach.

Everyone watched the twin’s bellies ballooned before them, wobbling dangerously as it was too big for the twins to handle. The guts began to groan audible complaints, warning the twins to cease their mindless feasting before it becomes too late to stop. Their bellies groaned and creaked as it tried effortlessly to make room for the ever growing mass of food inside of it from the countless burgers and pies  that the twins have been devouring in rapid succession. The red hue was spreading from their belly buttons as their stomach strained to contain it all. The crowd cheered wildly as they saw the tale-tell tell-tale signs of an overfed gut reaching its end.

There were only two burgers left and the twins have ceased at the same time, trying to keep their gut from splitting open. The groans have grown into loud roars as the gut, now an angry red, was wobbling ominously, towering over the twins like a grand statue in honor of their massive feast. Creaks could be heard like wooden planks cracking under pressure. The twins obviously didn’t have any room left for anything else. Even their breath was shallow in fear on a deep breath becoming their premature demise. If something as going to be their demise, it was going to be that burger.

The host himself grabbed the plates with a single burger and walked over to the twins and ticking time-bomb bellies.

“It looks like this is it.” Began the host, “whoever dares to take a bite out of these burgers will not explode, but they’ll be the grand winner of the Grand Eat-Off: Twin Edition! I just came with that,” he commented with a chuckle. “So, which one of you will take the final bite?” The twins stared at each briefly before looking up to the host. “Hold onto that thought! We will find out who… After this commercial break!”

As the commercial about something called an Auto-Nail clipper, the twins looked at each other with competitive fury.

“Why don’t…” GROOAAN “uhg, don’t you just give up?” asked Kiki, straining to speak through her stomach’s painful complaints.

“Because I’m tired… I’m tired of always losing to you!” Ino confessed, rubbing her overblown gut carefully, “I just want to win, once! Why do you always have to beat me at everything?”

Kiki sighed, then moaned after a painful shift from her gut, and confessed back, “It’s cause I’m jealous of you… You are so amazing at everything, I just want to feel like… like I’m not the lesser child.”

“Oh Kiki,” Ino said, understanding now her sister’s competitiveness. They both held hands. “Why don’t we both win this. Lets take the final bite together.”

Kiki smiled, finally feeling like she and her sister have connected on something.

The theme song played and the announcer greeted the audience back.

“When we left, Asian twins, Kiki and Ino, were facing head to head to see who is the better eater!” the host began excitedly, now behind a bullet-proof window that had been set up. “I’m joined here with assistant, Kristine, as we take refuge behind this glass. I can’t have this suit stained,” he gave a loud chuckle, followed by a cute giggle from his assistant. “So, Kiki and Ino, I asked you which one is going to take the final bite and be this episode’s winner! You have an answer?”

“We do, John!” shouted Kiki happily.

“We both will, at the same time!” announced Ino.

“Fantastic, two winners in one episode!” cheered the host, “Most hosts would disapprove of this, but whatever gets us more exploding bellies is an A+ in my book! So take it away girls!”

Both Ino and Kiki lifted the burger up to their lips and took a big bite, nearly devouring the patty whole. As they swallowed, their bellies reacted violently and began to slowly swell bigger as loud creaks and groans echoed across the stage, the creaks sounding louder than ever and the bellies began to tremble terribly. Everyone covered their ears as they awaited the eminent explosion. The twins smiled at each other and ate the rest of the burger, sending the small meat missile down towards their overblown gut. As the missile made contact, it pushed the bellies an inch too far before…

KA-BOOOM!!!

Both twins and their bellies disappeared in a thunderous and messy explosion. Sending meats and slushy pastries rocketing in all directions, covering the whole stage in what used to be inside of the twin’s gut.

John emerged with his lovely assistant, spotless as always, taking the center stage where the twins once were, “Well that was quite the explosive episode, right guys?” the audience replied with applause and cheer. “We hope you’ll join us next time on…

“POP!

THAT!

BELLY!!!”


“Next episode, we’re going to use a tanker full of chocolate syrup!"